1 post tagged “fountain of youth is david bowie's sperm because look at iman”
Lively's new status message - American Idol's "Sing a song from the year you were born" show is getting more and more depressing each year...
me: LOL no ways
what are they singing. hit me baby one more time?
Lively: Joanna. lmao The youngest girl is only a couple years younger than Ziggy
scratch that
a couple years older
me: what was it, the thong song?
Lively: I was mad 'cause I was sing these songs when they were out
11:49 AM how are you just being born?!
lol @ thong song
she sang Bonnie Raitt "I can't make you love me."
from 1992
me: if you like it put a ring on it?
Lively: someone sang Duran Duran
LIl sang "What's Love Got to Do With It" which I have on a 45
11:50 AM me: LOLOL
Lively: someone else sang "Part Time Lover"
dude
what the fuck
meanwhile, i recently realized it was Luther on the background vocals. lol
it was just depressing
me: i knew it sounded like him!
11:51 AM Lively: and now I keep checking myself in the mirror for wrinkles
Anoop sang Cindi Lauper "True Colors."
11:52 AM me: yay
i love that song
i was a teenager
i'm old
Lively: lol
CRAZY
11:53 AM also Facebook is effing up my life. lol
11:54 AM I feel like Benjamin Button
me: lol
Lively: I'm aging in reverse, meanwhile, everyone is old
me: you know who's old? Luke perry
Lively: I just found one of my friends from college and she is married to this dude she dated in college and they look old
me: he looks terribly old
Lively: lol @ Luke Perry
I need to google
11:55 AM me: pacey from dawson's creek looks great
| 16 minutes |
12:11 PM Lively: poor white people and their poor aging
| 5 minutes |
12:17 PM me: lololol
cracking like pookie in new jack city
Lively: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
