17 posts tagged “im hall of fame”
Lively's new status message - American Idol's "Sing a song from the year you were born" show is getting more and more depressing each year...
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Lively: meanwhile, I'm eating pasta because I only had $20 left to buy groceries with yesterday. I got REAL creative. lol
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Wilted lettuce
1 large bowl of fresh clean garden picked lettuce pieces
8 slices of bacon fried and crumbled. {more if you like}
1 small onion diced small
3 tablespoons vinegar
2 tablespoons water
2 teaspoons sugar
(Lately there have been plenty to add as to the IM Hall of Fame. Expect much hilarity in the near future.)
Setting: I am discussing my personal achievement of closure regarding a certain situation. It doesn't matter which because I clearly shift gears very quickly. (Also please notice the two conversations happening simultaneously which happens frequently in IM.)
me: but i'm sort of over the whole "things we lost in the fire" phase of trying to reclaim things lost and all that
- Eatdirt's new status message: Bank robber hires accomplices via Craigslist, makes his getaway via INNER TUBE: http://news.cnet.com/bank-robber-hires-decoys-on-craigslist-fools-cops/
me: I LOVE THE ROBBER
(Double points for an IM within an IM)
Friend: Joanna: do you think we should drill off-shore, even though it could fuck things up environmentally, just to bring down the cost of the dollar, even when the problem really isn't that gas costs too much, but that we are a culture that over-consumes
G: but honestly,,, u dont think the opec wont shit their pants if we start our own drilling.. i guarantee u the prices drop instantaneously
Friend: lmao
so you're saying risk the environment for a bluff?
no.
G: politics baby.
Friend: that's not politics
G: in the purest form
Friend: it really isn't
it's insane
the idea is insane.
I will tell you why
G: when u add leverage to public policy, u dont get more political than that
Friend: Opec knows -- because they've been in teh business forever -- that drilling now isn't going to do shit
we'd still need oil now
they are not going to drop prices today because we're drilling for oil that we might be able to use years from now
"oh snap, in 10 years, they might have their own shit! let's drop the prices." no
and furthermore, that is not what folks in washington are betting on, either
G: see i'd think they would break up due to the overwhelming threat... but thats a topic for another day
that "what you think" part was him still5:05 PM what you think would happen if all of a sudden we had a reserve bigger than the entire opec
Friend: it's not a threatdude, what is offshore is minutethere's nothing there that can even compare to what they currently havewe're essentially being petulant children and they know thatyou cannot fight an army with a handgun
G: i had to have this GWB, texas style swagger,,, but them emeffers are whooping our ass like there's no tomorrow.
Friend: BWAHAHAHAHAwe simply cannot competeand I don't know why we're trying
me: i'm an idiot Friend: no you're not. me: hilarious how i was having tax anxiety dreams
last night, lol. Friend: wow @ tax anxiety dreams me: lolol ahah now i have that weird tim burton
music in my head ba ba ba ba badadadada! replace "the bike" with
"my ass" now welcome to my tim burton
directed psyche
and i tried to do some yoga last night and it didn't help,
lol
reminds me of when pee wee didn't
know where his bike was so he was having all those effed up dreams.
Friend: lol
the basement at the alamo
me: lolol
the giant dinosaur coming to munch
on the bike. then the ER doctor who lowers his mask and is a scary clown
me: Seems a bit creepy but nice enough... she's focused, driving... tells you a story... in a monotone voice tells you a
horror story... REMINDS YOU OF JAIL AND BANKRUPTCY
AND THEN TURNS TO YOU AND HER FACE GETS ALL INSANEY LIKE!!! YOU SCREAM!!! then she turns and continues
driving like nothing happens... reminds you to file... and on
time... bwahaha and tell the guys inside the truck stop that she said hello
They pale at the mention. then you almost get your face caved
in by the boyfriend after you talk about about his waitress girlfriend's big
"but". yup. pretty much is my dream life
in a nutshell
you're driving along...
Friend: so yesterday I get an email on LJ from this girl who saw some comments of mine and wanted to talk to me
In general, when discussing anything of any gravity with me, you'll get either a knee-jerk opinion coming from an emotional stand point... or improvised wisdom in the form of song lyrics. Sorry to say, this is all I have in my toolbox. I don't know why I still have friends.
Oh, I know why. Cause I'm the only fool who is available to bullshit during work with. As, so true.
me: (In response to be called on giving an irrational knee-jerk answer to something) i'm the emotional magic eight ball!
I'm part of a daily emailing circle of girls. We're stupid, nuff said. I'm a little cranky and feeling a little fatty phat phat (not in a good way) in my little jeans. I ask advice on what over-the-counter remedies, including medicines, to help comfort me during this time of bloat for me.
The girls come through, as always...
Ren: Go home. Make some tea with a shot of 151. Run a hot bath (as hot as you can stand it).
Sit in the tub and drink the tea for a good 20 mins.Be sure to finish the tea while in the tub (and the water's still hot).
Dress, get in your bed with a hot water bottle and Motrin or Alleve...Jay: ...and make sure you have some eye liner and mascara on so it runs on your cheek as you sit in your hot bath tub with your spiked tea with the phone in one hand yelling at every M-Fer who did you wrong.....and right after you will pass out from mixing gasoline in the form of your 151 spiked tea with your over the counter motrin....and that will be the last cramp of your life
Me: I've never loved anyone else more than you for writing this. Your response is so good it even cures pink eye.
And I don't never lie.
i mean (lol, the christmas tree just came... fed ex'ed)
