1 post tagged “so glad i have a teabag tag now”
Teabagging. The word's been overused this entire week. Seriously, and it's only Thursday.
This may be the funniest development yet in this whole teabagging ordeal. This schoolmarm snipping about propriety from FOX fucking News would be hilarious on its own, but the fact that they didn't even catch it until today?
You know what this is like? Imagine if you convinced your prudish mother that a giant vibrator was actually a hand massager. And then she walked around for a week, just whipping that dildo out at work and restaurants and things — whenever she had a hand cramp — before finally figuring out, to her embarrassment, that it isn't just a *coincidence* that her massager looks like a big, fat penis. And then she comes after you with the wrath of God, all, "Do you know how disrespectful this is?" and shaking her dildo in your face. And, of course, it's all you can do not to laugh even harder because your mom is shaking a dildo at you and it's even funnier and the more you laugh the angrier she gets, but you know that whatever the punishment will be is already totally worth it.
That.
- Colonial Mustard, Who wins the Internet for the day. Please take care of it...
