JR in Revision

Half of this. Double of that. Filipina-African American. 150% Noo Yawker. Doesn't bring a knife to a gunfight. Doesn't pee on your head and then tell you its raining. Has an impressive tool box for a girl. Makes waffles on weekends. Likes the Voltron with the lions. Soundwave was the best Decepticon ever. Smoked a cigarette on a balcony 24 floors above Times Square with the original Riddler. Loves orchids. Has killed orchids. I do things people think are brave and exciting. In the end the things I do are just stupid. But I just keep on doing them. Moving on- I can wiggle my right ear with my mind. I'm not Bruce Lee but I can crack almost every joint in my body. I am very uncomfortable most of the time. It takes shiatsu massage which consists of people walking on my back to correct all this. Okay, this is too much information for a profile. Um... Can eat sashimi all day. I am the crab leg QUEEN. Got hit upon by Merv Griffin who is surprisingly a very dirty old man. Loses her train of thought often. Shares too much and gets little in return often. (That's part of the whole "stupid not brave" thing).